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🔤 Puns for kids - funny wordplay jokes

Puns play with words that sound alike or mean two things. Say them out loud - that's when they work best.

  1. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

  2. What do you call a belt made of watches?

  3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

  4. What do you call a bear with no ears?

  5. Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?

  6. What did the ocean say to the beach?

  7. What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words?

  8. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

  9. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

  10. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

  11. What did the stamp say to the envelope?

  12. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?

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