Skip to content

🍎 Teacher jokes - funny and kind

Teachers and students have been trading jokes for as long as there have been classrooms. Here are twelve of the best.

  1. Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

  2. Teacher: "Name two pronouns." Student: "Who, me?"

  3. Teacher: "Why are you late?" Student: "Because of the sign." Teacher: "What sign?"

  4. Teacher: "If I give you two cats, and two more cats, and two more, how many cats will you have?" Student: "Seven." Teacher: "Listen again..."

  5. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

  6. Teacher: "What is the chemical formula for water?" Student: "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O!" Teacher: "What?"

  7. Teacher: "Where's your homework?" Student: "My dog ate it." Teacher: "But you don't have a dog!"

  8. Why did the teacher write on the window?

  9. Teacher: "Give me a sentence that starts with 'I.'" Student: "I is..." Teacher: "No, always say 'I am.'"

  10. What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

  11. Teacher: "Why is your homework in your dad's handwriting?"

  12. Why did the science teacher go to the beach?

More jokes

Funny jokes for kids - short and clean12 jokesSchool jokes for kids12 jokesAnimal jokes for kids12 jokesFood jokes for kids - silly and clean12 jokesDoctor, doctor jokes for kids12 jokesPuns for kids - funny wordplay jokes12 jokesSilly question jokes for kids12 jokesSpace jokes for kids12 jokesFamily jokes - clean fun for kids and parents12 jokes

All jokes →