😂 Funny jokes for kids - short and clean
Short jokes that kids can read and tell on their own. Try one at dinner and watch everyone groan and giggle.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Why did the cookie go to the nurse?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
What did the zero say to the eight?
What do you call a train that sneezes?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?
Why did the bicycle fall over?
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
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