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🐶 Animal jokes for kids

From the farm to the jungle, these animals are here to make you laugh. Which one is your favorite?

  1. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

  2. Why do fish live in salt water?

  3. What do you call a pig that does karate?

  4. Why don't elephants use computers?

  5. Where do cows go on Saturday night?

  6. What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

  7. Why are cats so good at video games?

  8. What do you call an alligator in a vest?

  9. How do bees brush their hair?

  10. What is a cat's favorite color?

  11. What do you call a sleeping bull?

  12. Why did the owl invite all his friends over?

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